zephyrfalcon

This is satire... right?

But if he doesn't know where the car is, how can he be sure that the door he opens is going to have a goat?

It's not duck typing if you have to declare the type...

This is from an era when you could still make the computer do what you want. Those days are long gone now; incidentally, that's why "It is now safe to turn off your computer" does not belong in this list, because it still exists, just not under that name. Windows (or whatever OS) decides when you can turn it off. Just like it now decides when it's time to upgrade.

Actually there _is_ a lot to be missed about those times, in spite of all the "progress" we've made since then.

OK, I completely misread that title.

This is satire, right?

...Right?