zacharydanger

Over the summer my partner taught our local gang of crows that if they come to our house in the morning and the afternoon and make some noise, she'd come out and throw them peanuts and meal worms. We're not on petting them terms, but we've got an understanding. :D

Sharp tools are sharp.

I've been to the mall from the article. Every time I go there I just feel bad.

I think as we age, we need to stop seeing ourselves as the Luke Skywalkers and more as the Ben Kenobis.

As if they're not already logging all emails.

Actually, I'd love a generalized countdown clock. Not necessarily for my lifespan, but set it up for goals like, "My side project will be profitable in 2 months."

I'm not sure there's _any_ amount of money they could give me that'd offset the risk of getting hit with a false-positive dawn raid.

"bi-weekly"... Do you mean twice a week or fortnightly?