rumpope

It feels even more impressive to me because it's always used outside and picks up multiple birds easily. Our current record is 14, and we live near a busy road.

My son took a coding class in elementary school (MIT scratch), and he came in one day and told his teacher that his Dad was a "pro programmer" and had helped him. The program was a pigeon farting on a man's head. The teacher asked what Dad had helped with, and he said "he recorded the fart sound".