lupatus
Joined 17 years ago
Joined 17 years ago
I think I understand now why you asked if my account was hijacked.
Adolescence is already hard enough. Going through it with Aspergers and feeling like you have zero friends has got to be a lot worse.
I think that this is something that folks in on this message board can relate to. Imagine being able to help him out, even just a little bit.
Originally, it was inhabited by gaelic-speaking Celts. Some of their words that are still used today ():
plaide -> plaid
tàrmachan -> ptarmigan
triubhas -> trousers
peata -> pet
Then, it was conquered by the Romans. Latin words that found their way into English (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latin_words_with_Engli...):
honor -> honor
imbecillus -> imbecile
inferus -> inferior
vulgus -> vulgar
Then, after the fall of the Romans, Britain was conquered by the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes, who brought the old German words mentioned below.
After this, the area was Christianized, and the priests and proselytizers brought even more latin with them because that was the language of the Church.
After this, large portions of England were conquered by the Vikings, who introduced more Scandinavian-origin words that others have mentioned here. In fact, King Canute was once simultaneously king of England, Denmark, and Norway.
After the Vikings, England was conquered by the Normans by William the Conqueror in the Battle of Hastings. The Normans were Viking raiders who settled in northwestern France and who had turned in francophones. They introduce french-origin words like:
boef -> beef
mouton -> mutton
veal -> veal
porc -> pork
After which, all these language influences congealed, vaguely, into the English we know and love today.
For this graphed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Origins_of_English_PieCha...
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Grill it.
Even if it can talk to us.
In all sincerity, that's what I honestly think will happen.
Humans are the apex predators of Earth. Give us starships and we would be the apex predators of the galaxy in short order.
For tens to hundreds of thousands of years, there have been no creatures on Earth about which some human didn't think, "I wonder what that tastes like?" For Pete's sake, our ancestors ate giant, super-fast cave bears to extinction using little more than sharp sticks. Eskimos hunt huge multi-ton whales in the open ocean in flimsy canoes with hooked spears.
Sure alien life will be examined in labs and some will go to zoos. But, eventually, Monsanto would sell you Venusian steaks with a side of Martian scrapple. And, the most telling thing is, I would buy some and eat it. My mouth is already watering.
And, the grandparent commenter's comment duly considered, I still wouldn't easily dismiss a Finn's ability to use guns to kill people; see the White Death[1].
This way, you will have data security, better grammar, and fewer embarrassing personal moments.
More about the Melanesians: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanesians
I've basically been using these instructions for a few years and have nothing but rave reviews for my pies no matter what toppings I put on it: http://www.varasanos.com/PizzaRecipe.htm.
See also: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1464760, and https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2023280.