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Bitcoin is not the future of money.

Seems very unlikely. It's open source, so you can review the code and compile it yourself.

Facebook's whois result is pretty funny.

   $ whois facebook.com

   Whois Server Version 2.0

   Server Name: FACEBOOK.COM.ZZZZZ.GET.LAID.AT.WWW.SWINGINGCOMMUNITY.COM
   IP Address: 69.41.185.229
   Registrar: TUCOWS DOMAINS INC.
   Whois Server: whois.tucows.com
   Referral URL: http://domainhelp.opensrs.net

Google basically just made Chromecast less useful than an Apple TV,

Saying that if you use a Mac, you're obviously a hipster is just fucking stupid.

MacBooks are good laptops. I like them. Using and liking a MacBook doesn't make you a hipster, nor does it make you any less of a "serious programmer".

Nothing he hasn't done before. Virgin Trains basically have a monopoly in the UK.

This is just what I was looking for. Thanks!