krasotkin
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Comment · 2 years ago
I'd love to find an entry-level or junior SWE role to grow in.
Location: Wheaton, Illinois
Remote: Yes or Hybrid
Willing to relocate: Yes
Technologies: Linux, PHP, SQL
Résumé/CV: https://bryanhoffman.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/BryanHoffmanResumeMay2024.pdf
Email: [email protected]Comment · 2 years ago
I'm self-taught and that brings with it some gaps in my knowledge. I know I bring some value to the table, but I also know I've got a lot to learn. I'd love to find an entry-level or junior SWE role to grow in.
Location: Wheaton, Illinois
Remote: Yes or Hybrid
Willing to relocate: Yes
Technologies: Linux, PHP
Résumé/CV: https://bryanhoffman.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/BryanHoffmanResumeMay2024.pdf
Email: [email protected]Comment · 2 years ago
I just stepped out and can offer another anecdotal verification here. This is about as prominent as a transit of Venus. It's really something!
Comment · 2 years ago
Why do anarchists write programs using functional languages? Because they're stateless.
Comment · 2 years ago
I'm self-taught and that brings with it some gaps in my knowledge. I know I bring some value to the table, but I also know I've got a lot to learn. I'd love to find an entry-level or junior SWE role to grow in.
Location: Wheaton, Illinois
Remote: Yes or Hybrid
Willing to relocate: Yes
Technologies: Linux, PHP
Résumé/CV: https://bryanhoffman.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/BryanHoffmanResumeMay2024.pdf
Email: [email protected]Comment · 2 years ago
I've been building websites since I was in grade school yet still I have no idea what I'm doing. Somehow I put together an interactive ROI calculator with Vue.js in a prior role but I also just learned that if you have an array of numbers 'nums' in vanilla JavaScript and call 'nums.sort()' it doesn't actually sort it in ascending order! I already got the executing 'rm -rf *' in production screw up out of the way. I'm looking for an entry level position or maybe something more junior than that. If you were entertained by this little spiel and you'd like to say "hi" send me an email! I'd love to chat with you.
Location: Wheaton, Illinois
Remote: Yes or Hybrid
Willing to relocate: Yes
Technologies: LAMP, WordPress, Laravel
Résumé/CV: https://bryanhoffman.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Bryan-Hoffman-Resume.docx
Email: [email protected]Comment · 3 years ago
Location: Chicago
Remote: Yes
Technologies: the humble LAMP stack
Email: [email protected]Comment · 3 years ago
I've been building websites since I was in grade school yet still I have no idea what I'm doing. Somehow I put together an interactive ROI calculator with Vue.js in a prior role but I also just learned that if you have an array of numbers 'nums' in vanilla JavaScript and call 'nums.sort()' it doesn't actually sort it in ascending order! I already got the executing 'rm -rf *' in production screw up out of the way. I'm looking for an entry level position or maybe something more junior than that. If you were entertained by this little spiel and you'd like to say "hi" send me an email! I'd love to chat with you.
Location: Wheaton, Illinois
Remote: Yes or Hybrid
Willing to relocate: Yes
Technologies: LAMP, WordPress, Laravel
Résumé/CV: https://bryanhoffman.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Bryan-Hoffman-Resume.docx
Email: [email protected]Comment · 4 years ago
Why would we throw the conventional wisdom of a diverse portfolio out in this instance? Is how we invest money so drastically different from how we invest our time?
Comment · 4 years ago
Consensus is not a necessary condition for truth. An idea can have no one believing it and be correct, and another idea can have everyone believing it and be wrong.
Comment · 4 years ago
Very cool. Is this open hardware? That is, something public you could download and 3d print? My mind is already buzzing with half-baked ideas of how I might utilize this in my garden.
I'm looking for new opportunities.
Location: West Chicago Suburbs
Remote: Yes
Willing to relocate: No
Technologies: LAMP/LEMP, WordPress, Salesforce Marketing Cloud, cowsay
Email: bryanhoffman1@gmail
I share my writing here: https://bryanhoffman.xyz