impish9208
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The door monitor (said), "Why did you go out without my say-so?" He beat me.
The jug monitor, "Why did you take [water or beer] without my say-so?" He beat me.
The Sumerian monitor, "You spoke in Akkadian!" He beat me.
My teacher, "Your handwriting is not at all good!" He beat me.