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Statler and Waldorf are especially hilarious.

Makes me glad that I accidentally put my RFID-enabled passport in the microwave, typed in 1 second and hit start.

So they're saying We're terrible and we don't care that much. Wow.

If this where a business, they'd be losing customers... but thankfully, they're a government apparatus that holds people over a barrel and doesn't have to provide enough decent service to offer enough visas to meet the demand, hence 12-30 million undocumented immigrants.

They're using difference in humidity... wow, inventive.