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Comment · 13 years ago
Comment · 13 years ago
I've got people in the Delaware D.O.C.
I send 'em 89 bucks, they send me equity!
Collaborate or compete, 'til HN's header goes sable
I'll put a cap in your ass
or put your ass in a cap table.Comment · 13 years ago
For a moment there, it seemed we were witnessing what http://www.mongodb-is-web-scale.com/ had prophesied:
"Now I've contracted hemorragic e-coli from cleaning cow stalls and I'm bleeding out my asshole. I'll be dead soon, but that is a welcome relief. I will never have to witness the collapse of the world economy because NoSQL radicals talked financial institutions into abandoning perfectly good datastores because they didn't support distributed fucking map/reduce."
Comment · 13 years ago
DTerm, SizeUp
Comment · 14 years ago
I've got people in the Delaware D.O.C.
I send 'em 89 bucks, they send me equity!
Collaborate or compete, 'til HN's header goes sable
I'll put a cap in your ass
or put your ass in a cap table.Comment · 14 years ago
> Not necessarily, but 50% are below the median.
Not necessarily. The numbers could all be the same.
Comment · 14 years ago
Yee-haw!
Comment · 14 years ago
Yes!
Comment · 15 years ago
You might want to improve the page load speed. Some quick thoughts:
- load above-the-fold content first
- combine the JS to a single file
- include the country flags and other small icons as inline base64 PNGs
Comment · 15 years ago
Other red flags include:
"API's"
"potentially/maybe/sorta/kinda/probably/possibly"
"Machine learning ...." <-- too many dots, space after "learning"Comment · 15 years ago
How, precisely, does your service interact with my code? What does an error report look like? This should be on the front page.
Also, "How can I pay for errorception? I'm working hard on getting a simple enough payment mechanism in place, that plays well with the laws of my land. As you can imagine, I need to start making money soon enough, and this is my top priority right now." doesn't inspire confidence in your product's reliability or half-life.
Comment · 15 years ago
s/effect/affect/
Comment · 15 years ago
I've been wanting to do this. I'm in NYC. I'll be less busy soon.
This should be done.
Comment · 15 years ago
http://www.ghostery.com helps fight third-party JS
NYC has this in most stations now.