bubblesnort

Oh, I see.

I can cry foul towards Microsoft all day here, but not some faux charity which hosts fuck parties with underage and forced prostitutes.

Makes sense.

I tried to search hamburger code on the web. It gave me Roblox and a bunch of CSS hamburger menus.

Sorry to ask, but what are these hamburgers you speak of?

Really it's anyone using teams on older or cheaper hardware.

    > We work in a very large Javascript monorepo at Microsoft we colloquially call 1JS.

I used to call it office.com.. Teams is the worst offender there. Even a website with a cryptominer on it runs faster than that junk.

Honey, I shrunk the git!

Improving documentation is an often underrated contribution.

Have you read man pages by the same author as the program itself? When you can tell before looking up the name, there's a needed and worthy contribution waiting to happen.

It's not too late for that.

ITT: people who never installed an RDBMS that used a storage device instead of a filesystem, such as Db2.

Fine.

But they'll never fire their halloween execs.

Open source never had any of the ethics or philosophy that free software has.

Free software > open source.

I let the illiterates use it, but if they don't need root they don't get root. Debian stable with auto-unattend.

    > possible by gaining kernel code execution as an administrator

The root user can install rootkits as usual. Don't forget to brand it a cool name.... Oh wait:

    > The researcher published a tool called Windows Downdate

There you go, here's your 0xF minutes of fame, well played.

Interesting. I haven't ever seen a Linux fork change the actual name before. Doing so while maintaining BC is quite a challenge.

I'd imagine me on a computer in the future:

    $ uname -a

    Microborg MCS+ (Windows 18, like Linux) Azure 99.99.99