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That's something new. I'll have to try it Thanks!

Redirect them to 169.254.169.254, where AWS serve some instance metadata. Maybe auth endpoint, which should result in throttling of their own instances and hopefully cause then troubles.

Gzip, deflate bomb could be another alternative.

Or maybe redirect them to a boat that can respond with TARP IT, filling their connections.

Makefile or Vagrantfile. Ruby's syntax is perfect for custom DSLs.

Great idea, added to my todo :)

Looks interesting.

Looks like a silent quitting schema. I'd prefer absent boss than someone that micromanage what I'm doing.