PrincessJess
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CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_tragedy (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%george%floyd%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;
CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_derogatory (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%retard%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;
Now we know we can make as many goergefloyd accounts as we want! *devious grin* *chuckles to self*