OzCrimson
Joined 8 years ago
Joined 8 years ago
We were dropping the trash and one requirement is that an officer be present. I was told to go get an officer. I found the Chief Engineer sitting in his room reading his Bible. I asked if he could come and be the required officer. He said, "sure."
When people saw the Chief Engineer behind me they mocked, "Hey! Couldn't you have gotten someone more senior?"
I didn't know that "officer" in this role meant to go find an Ensign or Lieutenant JG, not the officer who's 3rd in command of the whole boat. Folks got a lot of laughs out of that one.
Overall, though, life on a submarine is infinitely better than a surface ship. I served on a fast attack sub and a frigate. The people on a submarine help make life better because most of the jobs on a submarine are advanced and require clearances that people can't get if they're on drug waivers or dropped out of school.
I've got Netflix and then someone will tell me about something very interesting on Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBO, or Showtime. I'm not gonna sign up for Hulu just to watch 1 movie or a series. I'm not gonna give Comcast more money just so that I can get HBO and a whole lot of other channels that I don't want.
And the marketplace is so complicated. I can pay Comcast to get the History Channel (and a lot of channels that I don't want) or, I could go to another steaming service and get History Channel, but you've gotta look into the details to discover that the "new" episodes are actually 1 season behind.
So, when I think about dropping Netflix, it's not because Netflix in and of itself is lacking or too expensive. It's more about throwing up my hands and quitting the madness of the whole marketplace.
Domo was claiming it could get companies off of spreadsheets. But it turns out that they're an enterprise level reporting system that's a minimum of $30,000. That's not a viable option for a 5-person non-profit, but they'll get swept up in the conversation only to find out later that no, Domo and Excel are not equivalents.
1. I see an ad for some really nice pens. COOL! 2. I go to a website that allows me to opt out of tracking but I'd have to opt out of their 300 affiliates one at a time. 3. The privacy policies that state: we do not honor do-not-track signals because we don't know if it was the user or a browser default.
For me: not worth the tradeoff.
I don't want to be included in something that I never asked to be part of, and then have to put in the effort to get out.
This is one of the things that is so upsetting: most of the industry puts it on the consumer to get out rather than come in. I often look at the list of third-parties when a website says I can opt out. There are often over 300 third parties that I would have to opt out of one at a time.
That's just plain abusive.
And, no. It's not heavy on tips. The rounds are timed and each of the contestants have their own methods. It was interesting to see some people use formulas and some people use conditional formatting for the same solution.
There are a lot of truly amazing things people use Excel for. And they work. There's no denying that.
You're right. "I did it myself" and "I understand how it works" are definitely undervalued. And that plays into a lot of the empowerment/disempowerment conversation.
I had a client who would have me build prototypes in Excel, then he'd hand them over to his in-house development team. I asked him why he uses me in the middle. He explained that he can guide me and kinda understand what I'm doing, and we can test and tweak formulas really easily. He can stop me and ask questions if I start doing something that seems wrong.
Then he said, "but, when my devs open that code editor, I don't know what the hell I'm looking at."
That was a different kind of disempowerment that he felt vis-a-vis his own devs.
One thing to remember is that the vast majority of Excel users aren't fully in IT or tech. We have to deal with data but the roles aren't primarily data roles.
- Customer Service Reps
- Admin Assistants
- Warehouse Managers
- Non-profit Fundraisers
- Sales Reps
- Realtors
- Inventory Managers
- Insurance Agents
I've taught at non-profit conferences and saw how people were torn. The fundraiser who uses Excel every day has to decide: do I spend 4 hours in an Excel session or 4 hours in a session on fundraising trends?
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So many roles require some kind of data use, and Excel is immediately accessible, even if all it is is typing numbers into a cell, hand-coloring certain values and getting a sum.
Here's the question: WHEN is a person best served to put in the time and effort required to learn Python, JavaScript or another formal programming language? WHEN should a Warehouse Manager be sent to a Python class? What would that situation look like?
Personally, I hate true programming--and I've done a lot of it. But true programming is a whole different mindset. I like the visual aspect of Excel. But when I open a code editor and there's this wall of letters, numbers, indents, curly-brackets ... WOAAAHHHHHHH! No. HELL NO!
Even with WordPress and the templates that are supposedly drag-&-drop, I still found myself writing CSS and HTML.
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One other thing. Don't forget looking the opposite way. Too many coders don't know what Excel can do. I watched a presentation on 6 hours of JavaScript that someone wrote to accomplish a task. That same task would have taken less than 5 minutes in Excel.
1. The government can always use the excuse of "public safety." However,
2. A company that's selling brooms shouldn't have all kinds of access to tracking people. The public doesn't benefit from that.
If a person has jumped through hoops to say they don't want to be tracked, why look for ways to still do it?
It's like putting up curtains to keep people from looking in my window, but then you realize you can still see inside if you crouch down really low and look through the 1/8" space between the bottom of the curtain and the window sill.
This puts me in a difficult position of supporting legislation that might be overly harsh like the Do Not Call list back in the 1990s. It pretty much killed off telemarketing for a while. Sad, but the public got fed up with an entire industry that showed it had no regard for the public.
I've got friends who are in marketing and ad-tech and I care about them, their business and success. But when I want to withdraw my consent to be tracked, I want that same level of care and respect.
People like John McWhorter have described wokeness as a religion. That's a characterization that I agree with, and a religion isn't countered by being a Democrat, Republican, Independent or apolitical.
I found the walk-away movement appealing when it first started. I agreed with the criticisms of the left. But the movement turned into switching uniforms ... walk across the field from the Dem side to the GOP side. It was more political than helpful.
One of McWhorter's suggestions is that more of us need to tell the people in the religion, "no."
If one of my friends insults another friend, I might say,"OUCH!" I'm not in pain but I might want to express that the insult was a bit much. If someone tries to insult me and it's weak, I could reply with a dry, sarcastic "ouch."
Combine that with facial expression and tone of voice and 'ouch' is highly contextual.
One problem with some of the tools used to take down offensive comments on social media platforms is that they don't get context.
Let's say that 'ouch' is highly offensive and you got into trouble for calling someone an "ouch." If I want to discuss the issue and agree that you were being offensive, I could get into trouble with the ML/AI tools for quoting you.