"Your business model isn't a fish-and-chip shop, please go away".
"You don't own a home we can seize, please go away".
"You want to bill and bank in USD/EUR/not-AUD? Please go away unless you are already successful".
"Congratulations on being approved! The next step is to apply all over again to a completely different service. We don't actually take the payments ourselves".
"Your business model isn't a fish-and-chip shop, please go away".
"You don't own a home we can seize, please go away".
"You want to bill and bank in USD/EUR/not-AUD? Please go away unless you are already successful".
"Congratulations on being approved! The next step is to apply all over again to a completely different service. We don't actually take the payments ourselves".