I spent all day responding to the replies here, and then detaching them in order to save space at the top of the thread. But I just had a better idea.
This is a stub comment so we have a single root to collapse the replies. This way (1) replies can stay close to their parent (the top comment) without flooding the screen with offtopicness; and (2) we can all re-experience the timeless truth of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_theorem_of_softwar....
If you want to reply, reply here. I've moved all the original replies back so everyone's on the same playing field.
This is a stub comment so we have a single root to collapse the replies. This way (1) replies can stay close to their parent (the top comment) without flooding the screen with offtopicness; and (2) we can all re-experience the timeless truth of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_theorem_of_softwar....
If you want to reply, reply here. I've moved all the original replies back so everyone's on the same playing field.