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Comment · 1 month ago
I usually rm -rf them.
Comment · 2 months ago
Ah, finally, Stanley Sloparable.
Comment · 2 months ago
I only wish they served ads *instead* of actual content, not alongside it.
Comment · 3 months ago
Anti-AI-slop skill for a slop maker. Ironic.
Comment · 3 months ago
Pay OpenAI.
Comment · 3 months ago
Apparently, not a single person in Mullvad’s press department is aware of Popper’s paradox of tolerance.
Comment · 3 months ago
They will cross-reference your accounts to a single person based on godzillion behaviour metrics, don’t worry.
Comment · 3 months ago
Sorry, mate, too busy turning everything into (liquid gl)ass
Comment · 3 months ago
Why stop at three?
Comment · 3 months ago
Don’t worry, it will soon be replaced with Gemini, and you will be quote-unquote absolutely right.
Comment · 4 months ago
> a hot mic caught Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping gabbing — through a translator — about how organ replacement may soon allow people to live to 150 or older

”In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!” (The Office, season 6)

Comment · 4 months ago
Let’s be real: he won’t pay a single cent. Only poor people pay taxes.
Comment · 4 months ago
Seriously? Neurosloped article is going to shame me for spending RAM and electricity to load tabs? That’s beyond irony.
Comment · 4 months ago
It is not uncommon in Europe, I believe. Swedish government had put a lot of effort into making Sweden a cashless country: it’s rare to see businesses accepting cash aside from grocery stores. But even here occasionally you get a yellow pamphlet called ”If crisis or war comes” that advises you to have a small surplus of cash in case <put enemy country name here> hackers manage to take down banking infrastructure.
Comment · 4 months ago
> Microsoft showed the world wants screen-aware AI with Recall.

Considering the massive backlash it caused, it showed the exact opposite.

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