poolnoodle

I don't actually want a MacBook at all, I was just joking.

Where's the touch screen??? The rumors promised touch!!!

Linux and Mac could never

Dystopian shit.

This gave me warm fuzzy feelings of nostalgia. Jailbreaking my iPod touch back in the day was so fun before there was anything serious on these devices.

That's such an AI bro take

You can use autohotkey (which you shouldn't have to but here we are)

You're acting like a fucking asshole

Why would I? Stop wasting my time.

These are still terrible. It's painfully obvious they are AI. And that's the whole problem. AI posters feel soulless and like nobody put in the work to make something nice. I mourn our pre-AI world with its showcases of human creativity.

Love this idea! One of the rare tech products nowadays that induce optimism. Eagerly waiting for the Android release.

No, because in a group chat people feel the pressure to reply.

Who do they want to shoot in space?

Probably intended, because usually Mac is not very enjoyable

Okay, that is nasty.