oligophagy

Not to mention you're probably free of any major cardiovascular problems if you can tolerate that much caffeine.

  All you have give up for this is tightly-packed arithmetic statements, like this:

    5*5-3

  Instead, you have to give your tokens some breathing room:

    5 * 5 - 3

I don't know, that seems pretty stupid too.

Because you screw over people who are just as if not more able than you to do the work but who simply aren't out of control liars.

Or maybe those who look younger haven't needed the protection of aging because they've accumulated much less DNA damage in their lifetime (because of low sugar diet, slow basal metabolic rate, etc.), and less DNA damage = lower incidence of cancer.

"the blissful masses who don't examine anything," huh; masturbate often?

It's "touché," jerk.