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US consumer protection laws do not and CANNOT require US citizens to trust foreign agents. Period. There are other ways to extract a lawful refund.

even with sip disabled, the System volume is still read only, and even if you remount it as rw, the System volume was signed, so any changes, even a single byte, will cause your mac to not boot unless you manually re-sign with a new snapshot.

Wiretapping, for example, doesn't require someone to listen to the recording for it to be illegal.

Should be:

* Illegal to collect every plate for later analysis

* Must delete "non hit" plate images within 3 MILLISECONDS

* Strict forbidden to upload "non hit" camera imagery to NON-VOLATILE STORAGE.

* "HIT" LIST MUST BE CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY SIGNED & ENCRYPTED BY WARRANT KEY ONLY JUDGE HAS ACCESS TO.

I'm sure the cellar was also documented, Arthur eventually found it, did he not?

Mailing lists are basements in 2026

Here's a stoichiometric bird for you:

:%s/git 3\.0/python 3.0/g

No I'm not. Real thumbs here. If anything this paragraph sounds like LLM slop

The plans have been on display in a cellar. Beware of the leopard.

You'd think a star shield would be pointed toward the cosmos. Less of a shield and more of a planet-wide real-time inward-pointing "cool" device.

It's more than possible to make it to adulthood without ingesting a drop of alcohol, even if you're talking about fermented fruit. It's easy, in fact.

your underwear must be expensive!

What does this even mean? Hand our remote controlled flying nuclear powered Von Neumann state machine sensors over to matrix multiplication?

Listen to "What Time Is It?" by Ken Nordine. It's a treat.

The Three Gorges Dam has already given us 22 more microseconds in the year. Basically, the Chinese have converted the angular momentum of every molecule on Earth, including you... into electricity.