mcs5280

Yes, but does your LG monitor have an Apple logo on it?

How else can we possibly make stock market number go up quarter after quarter?

*unless they give the big guy a 50% cut

His insider buddies bought the dip so it's time to pump. It's all about enriching themselves with inside information

The next Secretary of Everything's Computer

OpenClaw mass deleting my emails is AGI. Got it, thanks Jensen.

You might be right. We shall see.

My company gave us 3 months notice and said 100% RTO in January 2026. I warned them this was a dealbreaker for me. They said sorry, no exceptions. In January I submitted my two weeks notice, citing RTO. They accepted my resignation letter and then called me a few hours later saying they could make an exception. Now I'm back to 100% remote.

I wouldn't consider myself to be an irreplaceable superstar employee, but they folded almost immediately. Not sure what the point of this dance was.

Yes, but we have to think of the shareholders

Because Apple

It's a small club and you ain't in it

Sounds like they only went into this with concepts of a plan

Let me guess. Jeff/Andy make a donation to a certain someone. Tariffs on Italy are threatened. Case is dropped.

The only thing that matters is stonk++

Who could have guessed that a few billionaires and corporations shifting the same money back and forth between themselves wouldn't benefit the overall economy?