karldcampbell
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SELECT * FROM jobs ORDER BY RANDOM() LIMIT 1 SKIP LOCKED
should do the trickIt says to the middle management layer "I'm not going to blame or fire you because we had to lay people off."
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativity_of_simultaneity [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Length_contraction