goopypoop

that's silly. obviously there's a missing apostrophe:

"it's currently Flan Sam's at pokemon"

thank god they're dormant eh

u wot m8

toroidal lasagne microwaves better

finally now i can kill pippin

usb mouse discovered

just until you get to upper management

worth a punt

pretty invasive to the microwave

well it's hard to find quality chamois these days, but tbf since i joined the human centipede i haven't looked back

I think you need to recalibrate because charmin is fucking lol

i knew i couldn't trust a coyote to mind my sack of flour