gibmeat

All of these (except maybe the "useless" part) are almost always solved by time (Moore's law)

Why the obsession (it seems to be the prominent point in the readme) with configuration via API? How often do you need to add php support on the fly? I want to configure my app server via files so it just starts up in the state that I expect. What am I missing?

I thought about this too, but if it were dust, I'm guessing it wouldn't dissipate in 1 second.

Interesting article about privacy on a site that contains 41 trackers.