dofubej

That’s the Mossos, not the national police of Spain.

Every time I mince garlic with a microplane it ends up containing what I would call an unhealthy amount of thumb skin. I don’t even know how I still have a fingerprint on my thumb…

And when they fail and you don’t give them your keys they will throw you in jail.

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Things have changed in forty years, you know. The pendulum is back on the other side.