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Comment · 2 months ago
Whatever rationalization you need to keep responding -- it's all yours Cauch!

The guy who initially accused me of being creepy all of a sudden understands that there's an entertainment component to how I communicate.

You ask me what my goal is. The question is, for someone who keeps saying they don't care -- what is yours?

The good old Cauchenator needs somewhere he can release his anger.

You mention that tried fooling me so that I can think I've won. I apologized to you. Someone who has even the slightest desire of winning doesn't apologize bubs.

Good ole, Cauch. If we ever run into each other, that'll be in an interesting discussion. We're not that far from each other.

Comment · 2 months ago
This conversation won't change the fact that you like this. Bitter people like having a vehicle they can't get their toxicity out on. That is why you can't help yourself and you continue.

At this point, every single one of your responses is just a reflection of you, not me.

You keep saying you don't care. But you can't help yourself from responding to me every single time.

You do care, Cauch. You care because the toxicity in your bones that you refuse to let go of needs an online enemy you can't direct your toxicity towards.

The point stands: Cauch responds, Cauch cares!

Comment · 2 months ago
I'm not considering that you're a rotten person. I'm telling you that as a matter of fact. You're not able to see it and I understand that. One day you're young and full of life; the next, you're a middle-aged man that is bitter.

I wouldn't expect someone who finds themselves in that state to pick up on it.

You mentioned the caricature that it reminds you of. That is a reflection of something that is taking place inside you and baggage that you bring into an interaction that doesn't merit it. If you can't discern that, that is not something I, or anyone else, can help you with.

You mentioned that I wanted compassion from you. The fact that you're so comfortable making that assumption says a lot about the intellectual integrity you have and the lack of honesty you bring to discussions in your life. Nobody was expecting compassion. However, I emphasize once again and my point remains: how you respond to someone's genuine apology speaks volumes about you.

I know that reflection in the mirror is one you will try to deny and rationalize away, but it's one you should reflect on and, who knows, maybe even use as moment in your life that catapults you into change.

You pointed out, almost in "gotcha" fashion that I admit I have been shitty with people -- I have. 100%. The difference between you and I is not that I have been shitty and you haven't. It's that I still have something inside me that compels to own my shitiness and change. You don't. You're comfortable in your rotteness.

You'll block my username only when the truth of my words hurts too much. Otherwise, being the rotten person you are, you will continue to enjoy the back and forth because you get off on the rage.

Anyways, I'm about to go workout and enjoy my day. I am releasing you Cauch!

Comment · 2 months ago
Damn, you really do have issues. Welp, I tried. Seek help my man.

I personally don't care how you respond to my apology; I don't say that defiantly. I just believe that I should own any toxicity I spewed unnecessarily.

But how you respond to someone's genuine apology speaks volumes about how rotten you have become as a person. And I say that in a factual manner; not in any retaliatory way. You are a truly rotten person.

If you have any, I truly feel sorry for your spouse and any children.

Anyways Cauch, best of luck, bud. May your spirit one day be free from the anger and bitterness that oozes from your being.

Comment · 2 months ago
We're in too deep to let go of each other now, Cauch. Stalking? No. I'd say, unsolicited following.

On a serious note, I was reflecting the other day and recognize I need to do better with how I address people online. I genuinely apologize for my part in our nasty interaction. It's something I've struggled with, but I will do better.

Comment · 2 months ago
Why are you always so mad, Cauch? I'm worried about you, Cauch.
Comment · 3 months ago
Says I'm trying to save face; proceeds to call me "good little boy".

Says he doesn't care; proceeds to get triggered by my comments.

Can't properly capitalize, but takes time to use a semi-colon.

Boy, you really know how to prioritize.

As your stepfather, I am disappointed cauch. I'm going to have to ask you to move out of the basement.

Comment · 3 months ago
Eats popcorn while grown ass man continues rambling
Comment · 3 months ago
Bubbah, my words are to make a point to you: I don't care what you have to say. If I cared, I would give you more thoughtful responses. I didn't -- and that's why. I find how invested you are in this entertaining at this point.

....But not more entertaining than your mom.

Comment · 3 months ago
You are obsessed with Musk and you know that. Stop lying to yourself.

And no, four paragraphs aren't too much much for me to follow. Your mom writes a lot more than that to me every day and I have no problem there.

Comment · 3 months ago
Nah, nobody is crying, buddy. But thank you for investing your time in me and giving me four paragraphs :)
Comment · 3 months ago
> I realise it's not ego confirming to be told you're wrong but you could really see it as an opportunity to learn.

It is a fact that you have no idea whether you know more than me, but you affirm it with no foundation because you have no integrity.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the elephant telling someone else their ears are big.

Unfortunately, your parents didn't really put that much time into you and it shows.

Comment · 3 months ago
The fact that you are telling me (someone you don't know) "...you know far less than I do" and "You don't know what's historically accurate" and all the other "you don't know"s, tells everyone everything they need to know about who they're speaking to.

Thank you for confirming my suspicions!

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