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antistra

I'm struggling to imagine how that's common to see

but my daily dick pics to local politicians is "a custodial matter" apparently

SmartTongue™: not just for sex!

I like to throw cress seeds into unattended keyboards

This sounds like a job for ... Ombudsman!

20 years ago I heard "I'd rather China than Google" and I still think about it often

uh maybe you can't

Maybe violins don't write good code after all?

do you mean "over-fed"?

watching other people fuck their dreams up

You make it look effortless!