MrGuts

Since sex is 95% in the brain, I am pretty sure switching hands while one masterbates would affect one's brain.

Human urine, otherwise known as Bud Lite.

"Updated COVID vaccines cut risk of hospital care, heart complications"

All the more reason to ban COVID vaccinations.

"How did I get in this taxi?"

"The door opened, and you got in."

I live in America, and even I want to skip America.

"Hey Pops! Let's run over there and infect some of those multicellular organisms!"

"No, son, let's WALK over there and infect ALL those multicellular organisms."

Quick! Someone please call the HHS Secretary and have funding for this program cut to the bone!

And this is why China is the future, and the US is Argentina.

"A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure..."

Be sure to account for perturbations caused by alien influence.

The meat that we moot is the doom that we deem.

I wonder if they take human nominations?

I know a few people who would make excellent emu scat.

The Anna Karenina principle!

Dude, you need to cut back a little on the ganja.