LeCow
Joined 6 years ago
Joined 6 years ago
There's only two political parties, so vote for the one that's going to win. It feels good to be on the winning team after all.
If you'd like to be a politician, daddy wasn't part of the political elite. You're gonna have to become a communist, or corrupt billionaire before people want to vote for you.
Lying, propaganda and fear mongering is allowed provided you only do it for votes. And to curry favours for donations.
You must harshly judge everyone else on their past -- especially when they were s teen-ager saying stupid stuff on Twitter. Don't worry as a politician, you're immune.
No matter what your opponent says, even if it's a fantastic idea. Shoot it down for the greater good.
Black people and minorities are a tool for pandering to or vilifying depending on the colour of your tie. They can't think for themselves after all.
War is a fantastic way to save the economy by confusing everyone.
And that kids is how you become president of USA/Canada/France or prime minister of UK/Australia/New Zealand.
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Please make them game instructions.
There will always be a generic and broad policy first. Then it will - and did - get resolved on further investigation.
I do about 10 a day.
Please don't start wearing black turtle necks.
Part of liberalism is accepting your own flaws and failures. Go and get another job.
Everyone in society decides whether or not a business/industry succeeds or fails. Not a Twitter mob.
Science doesn't care about your feelings"
Calling it now.
The markets will crash to reflect their true monetary value.
Or, we will see the ultimate effects of hyperinflation outside of the equity markets. Your potatoes and carrots will start costing $50 a piece.