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Comment · 5 years ago
Or you know, winter. As has been the case for at least the past few hundred thousand years.
Comment · 5 years ago
Now remember kids.

There's only two political parties, so vote for the one that's going to win. It feels good to be on the winning team after all.

If you'd like to be a politician, daddy wasn't part of the political elite. You're gonna have to become a communist, or corrupt billionaire before people want to vote for you.

Lying, propaganda and fear mongering is allowed provided you only do it for votes. And to curry favours for donations.

You must harshly judge everyone else on their past -- especially when they were s teen-ager saying stupid stuff on Twitter. Don't worry as a politician, you're immune.

No matter what your opponent says, even if it's a fantastic idea. Shoot it down for the greater good.

Black people and minorities are a tool for pandering to or vilifying depending on the colour of your tie. They can't think for themselves after all.

War is a fantastic way to save the economy by confusing everyone.

And that kids is how you become president of USA/Canada/France or prime minister of UK/Australia/New Zealand.

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Please make them game instructions.

Comment · 5 years ago
And that's why they won their fraud dispute...

There will always be a generic and broad policy first. Then it will - and did - get resolved on further investigation.

Comment · 5 years ago
That mute and unfollow button though.

I do about 10 a day.

Comment · 5 years ago
"seed" "female" "solo founder" "biotech"

Please don't start wearing black turtle necks.

Comment · 5 years ago
I prefer Rust simply because it's safer and C++ has become monolithic. Also gotta love an excellent package manager.
Comment · 5 years ago
"wage slavery"

Part of liberalism is accepting your own flaws and failures. Go and get another job.

Comment · 5 years ago
Lol good luck, shareholders/executives don't care because tomorrow everyone's going to use their cars, have their goods shipped by tankers and Tweet on their plastic covered phones.

Everyone in society decides whether or not a business/industry succeeds or fails. Not a Twitter mob.

Comment · 5 years ago
"Oh sweety, I've just gone through your history and read everyone of your Reddit comment and I can't even right now.

Science doesn't care about your feelings"

Comment · 5 years ago
I went from extreme poverty to extreme wealth by knowing exactly how much things cost.
Comment · 5 years ago
Institutions should be allowed to fail, loose money and go bankrupt because of their bad decisions. Like everyone else in society.
Comment · 5 years ago
Google Glass flop.

Calling it now.

Comment · 5 years ago
Remember that 50-100 years ago humanity recycled almost everything because it had to. Yet we pretend it's some new idea.
Comment · 5 years ago
Everything is over inflated at the moment so it's a dammed if you do dammed if you don't kind of situation. However, a global ETF is going to return the highest yield for minimised risk, and even if the world markets crash. You're still holding something of value.
Comment · 5 years ago
Either,

The markets will crash to reflect their true monetary value.

Or, we will see the ultimate effects of hyperinflation outside of the equity markets. Your potatoes and carrots will start costing $50 a piece.

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