K900

OpenVPN, Mumble server for some friends, a pile of random stuff that's not nearly coherent enough to be called a website (Flask + gunicorn + nginx + Postgres, nothing fancy), and a homegrown IRC/Telegram chat logger.

Edit: the server is a Scaleway C1 box, 4 ARM cores, 3EUR/month, running ArchLinuxARM mostly because it's something I'm used to.

I'm pretty happy with Scaleway - no major issues and their ARM boxes are surprisingly powerful for what they offer. SSD only though, with no large storage options.

Or you could just cross compile it for ARM - the desktop app is open source.

Seriously? What you're asking for is illegal.

"G" stands for "generation".