JadoJodo
Joined 15 years ago
Joined 15 years ago
Perhaps I’ve been naïve, but I’ve always assumed that should one actually want to look up instructions for nearly any sort of horrible thing one could imagine, it could be found fairly quickly using nothing but a little Google-fu.
Remote: Yes (US-based) Willing to relocate: No
Roles: Engineering Manager, Senior Engineer (EM/IC)
Resume: https://jdo.sh/resume.pdf
Email: j at jdo.sh
Technologies: PHP (Laravel), JavaScript / TypeScript (React, Next.js), Go, PostgreSQL, MySQL, Redis, Linux, Docker, CI/CD, cloud infrastructure
Engineering leader with ~13 years in software development and ~16 years working with web hosting, infrastructure, and production systems. I’ve worked across networking, full-stack development, DevOps, and engineering management, which gives me a strong end-to-end view of how systems and teams actually operate. Currently available for remote Engineering Manager or senior EM/IC roles.
“I’d be happy to answer your question… right after a word from our sponsor: Xyeniceli. Side effects may include ...”
OR
ChatGPT: “Why don't you let me fix you some of this Mococoa drink? All natural cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners.”
User: “What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?”
ChatGPT: “I've tasted other cocoas. This is the best.”
I sincerely hope that the base functionality of these doorbells (i.e., triggering the ringing of the bell within the home) is preserved in the event of an internet outage.
“Welcome to the meeting. Your voice is now being recorded and sent to a server somewhere in the world to be processed by an AI and you have zero control over it. If we were to get hacked, it will be impossible to you know if your voice will be synthesized and used to scam, abuse, or any other nefarious purposes between now and the end of time. Happy meeting!”
I’ve seriously been in meetings with 3+ AI bots from different companies I’ve never heard of.