Hyperboreanal

Your subreddit gets banned immediately if you don't agree with the redditeurs.

You don't see this an as issue because you share their opinions

Everyone else manages to do it, you're not special. Be on time, or be a NEET I guess. You've decided you'll never be able to function properly so yeah you probably won't.

>i never CHOSE to text jimmy

Yes you did. You are an adult human being with free will.

Please keep things like this on iOS

iPeople reject your reality and substitute their own.

When Apple makes a mistake, it was really a genius 4D chess move and everyone will copy them and also it wasn't really a mistake, we just have to trust the plan.