Hambonetasty

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Completely incorrect.

Holy Freakin' Snopes.

It's a website not a person. Keep it clean, fool.

I'm really hoping you meant F-Zero. If so, sign me up.

Why the fuck would you want to do that? Being old sucks.

New front-end framework?

It's a reference to the Chinese cultural revolution. Use your internet machine for more details.

Spaceballs!

Chrono Trigger, Dragon Quest games, etc.

Demanding candidates understand the specifics of HTML/CSS use in your particular business context does not afford you the podium you've given yourself to castigate all the new developers starting/learning the vast world of web architecture. Have some sympathy, buddy.