EtienneJohnred

So you can count on each of your Android users generating less than $0.0027 in revenue for you?! (Actually, I guess it’s even less if you factor in the existing customers.)

THAT ANDROID’S A DAMN FINE PLATFORM!!

This is the douchiest post I've read in a while. I hope they enjoy their 15 milliseconds of fame they get from it before going back to their inevitable obscurity.

OMG, THIS IS HACKER NEWS!!!111

What I've actually grown to hate about Hacker News over the years is this particular "holier-than-thou" attitude like yours. It just seems like there are so many people on here that are offended by the slightest amount of conflict or controversy that they'd be much better-off living in a plastic bubble than in the real world.

Jesus Christ, the kid's in 6th grade. Cut him a fucking break, asshat.

51 points in just 2 hours, but it’s currently off the first page. The Android-lovin’ douches are really feeling threatened by this one and doing everything they can to try and bury it via downvotes.

But you can’t downvote reality. (Although you can downvote individual comments... you know the routine... goin’ dowwwwnnn!)

I'm pretty impressed that somebody would actually admit to writing for the digital rag known as Mashable. You are a brave soul, brotha!

Big-ups to you for knowingly launching a half-baked, half-assed product. Judging by the number of "hackers" you've inspired here, I feel great knowing that the main goal nowadays is to simply set the bar lower. Maybe even stick some ads on it if you're looking for other ways to "improve" it.

BREAKING NEWS: iOS Was Not Designed for Neckbeards

Full story at 11

They should also change the name. It turns out that failpivot.com is available.

This may be the biggest steaming pile of astroturf to ever hit Hacker News.

You gotta love how this is one of the most active posts here right now, but it somehow has been relegated to the third page. Fuck Google fanbois and fuck this bullshit that constantly goes on at Hacker News.