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Comment · 1 month ago
“Surprise Tesler I just bought a new Corolla wagon!” “D’oh!”
Comment · 2 months ago
Comment · 2 months ago
Addiction is really boring and makes you really boring. That’s part of why it’s so terrible.

When William Burroughs was on heroin he would spend 6 hours or so a day just staring at his shoe.

Comment · 2 months ago
There is a scene in a French documentary in which a former Dassault boss displays his vintage wine collection as one of his many tools to ease arms supply deals with various nations. When the journalist asked him if it really works like this he responded, “Of course, because men are pigs!”
Comment · 2 months ago
Reminded me of a bit from the GOAT political comedy Yes, Prime Minister:

"But he's the Prime Minister!"

"Indeed he is Bernard. He has his own car, a nice house in London, a place in the country, endless publicity and a pension for life. What more does he want?"

"I think he wants to govern Britain."

"Well stop him, Bernard!"

Comment · 3 months ago
Only if the resistive heater in question is DC or AC with reactive power compensation
Comment · 5 months ago
It is greed; LLMs are progress but their cost, and the lies told about them wildly exceed their utility for most of the tasks that they’re otherwise expected to perform. The claims are fraudulent, fraud is a crime, and crime does not benefit society.
Comment · 9 months ago
I read the title as “The largest zip file…”
Comment · 9 months ago
Should’ve called it OuiChat
Comment · 9 months ago
Love it, all that’s missing is n-gate style summaries of the articles and comments.
Comment · 9 months ago
We don’t just use these people we create them. Since ancient Egypt the priest class of every society is employed to apply ritual trauma to psychologically prepare princes for their vocation of restless leadership.
Comment · 10 months ago
Invited me to his house to cut and shorten some shelves for me, after the hardware store refused because I hadn’t bought them there.
Comment · 1 year ago
Microsoft and its peers have become like a surface nuclear waste storage facility. The remains of something once useful now become dangerous, radioactive, an ever-growing parasitic burden on society, and yet must be continually supported lest there be grave consequences. Will they manage to reprocess themselves or be buried forever?
Comment · 1 year ago
I’m fed up of hearing that nonsense, no it won’t. Efficiency is a human-defined measure of observed outcomes versus desired outcomes. This is subject to change as much as we are. If we do optimize ourselves to death, it’ll be because it’s what we ultimately want to happen. That may be true for some people but certainly not everyone.
Comment · 1 year ago
He’s not fooling anyone. In the words of Spiderman, “Look at him! Look at him and laugh!”

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