This is a perfect example of the kind of humor that belongs on HN. Actually had me nodding along in parts, then screwing up my face at others. By the time I was sure it was satire, I was committed enough to see it through to the end.
Best of all, I expect sincere discussion of the merits of the argument in this thread. Well executed, and heh heh.
Best of all, I expect sincere discussion of the merits of the argument in this thread. Well executed, and heh heh.