Comment by gane5h

The closest to a hosted solution I've come across is Azure's DataLake announced at the recent Build conference: https://azure.microsoft.com/blog/2015/04/29/introducing-azur...

We're working on something adjacent at Silota. We pull in your CRM, behavioral analytics and support data and provide an easy to comprehend view layer atop. Our users are not analysts or data scientist, but account managers (more popularly known as Customer Success Managers.)

(and hence the appeal of hosted solutions.)