Comment by Bahamut

This reads more like a ramble than something that resembles an argument of any coherency. For example, why not assign some blame that the consumer hardware technology is not up to snuff, or why bring in CoffeeScript as a counterpoint to JavaScript's flaws, CoffeeScript having some arguably worse problems? The JS examples are particularly contrived, since most serious developers avoid many of the approaches, if not all, laid out in the code snippets.