Ask HN: Would you hire me (passionate hobbyist programmer) to a dev position?

I am not posting looking for a job offer, but just curious if I would be hire-able with my resume as it is. I own a house in a somewhat rural area so would likely need a remote position.

Here is my resume. I coded it by hand. Personal info scrubbed.

http://codepen.io/anon/pen/RNxJWp