I want a job, but don't want to do those stupid tech interviews

I'm in the market for a job, but the idea of going through the tech interview process is really off-putting. The interview process seems to consist of:

- Email back-and-forth with recruiter

- Phone call with recruiter

- Possible homework question

- Phone-screen interview #1 + online coding

- Phone-screen interview #2 + online coding

- On-site with 5 more interviews.

The whole process is a real pain. I'd love to just grab a coffee and discuss how we can work together. Is there any way to circumvent/short-circuit this whole tech interview process?