Except last time I checked, possession of a mobile device is not required by law? So, what the fuck.
Not to mention: [
"the battery's dead and the proprietary charger
is stuck in checked baggage", "whoops i lost the
battery", "whoops i dropped the phone and now it
is broken", "whoops cannot power on without
password for encryption", "aw shucks my phone is
keister stashed so come get it big boy", "hello
look at this childrens toy which very closely
resembles a cellular phone ha ha", "gee why does
this powered on mobile device emit far more radio
spectrum energy than expected even though i am
usually a law abiding citizen?"
]
