Xah needs to seek help for his mental illness. Look at his posts on comp.lang.emacs for evidence. He's been spending all these years on $3 a day trying to figure out a more "ergonomic" keyboard for emacs, but many of his suggestions are really just based on what he wants and are less ergonomic than standard emacs.
EDIT: comp.lang.emacs doesn't exist, it's been many years. gnu.emacs.BLAH
EDIT: comp.lang.emacs doesn't exist, it's been many years. gnu.emacs.BLAH