Comment by onion2k

It's a fun and cute resume, but delving in to the code you see things like;

  function blinkRobbyEyes()
  {
	if (layersMovement != "not moving 2")
	{
		$(robbyEyesCloseDiv).fadeTo(0,1);
		$(robbyEyesCloseDiv).stop().delay(300).animate({opacity: 0}, 0, function() {});
	}
  }

"if (layersMovement != "not moving 2")" is a boolean that should be passed as a parameter if you're ever going to write a working unit test against that function. Consequently, it shows a pretty poor knowledge of "making nice looking and maintainable HTML5 scrolly animations" in any sort of a real-life environment. Many people can make fancy webpages; someone with "the best resume ever" would be able to make fancy webpages with code that's relatively well abstracted in to testable, reusable functions.