Comment by sil3ntmac

    > Facebook’s PHP Codebase
    >  x * 105 files
    > y*107 LoC
    >  10 releases per week
    >  Anecdotally, good engineers are astonishingly productive in PHP

Erm... are you kidding me? LoC != productivity, not even close. And it goes downhill from there :( I really, really don't want to rail on PHP (people do that enough, it gets old, yada yada), but you're kinda asking for it here. The only useful point made is about state, although that's a double edged sword.

...Fuck it, I'll rail. It's 2013. Do yourself a favor. Use something better than a horribly inconsistent glorified cgi script.