Comment by teddyh

I'm very much reminded of these:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-stupidest-habits-you-devel...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-politicians-will-never-...

Especially the last one.

EDIT: Fixed last link