Got it. So you have users that expect to have real-time conversations in the comments on a blog, meaning you can't optimize a blog application like a blog is designed to be used, meaning you have to pay for SSDs in order to make your blog function at all because apparently MySQL can't handle N inserts/second and however many people have these conversations refreshing every ten seconds, generating a few SELECTs that are rapidly in query cache.
I completely understand how this could be a problem and how switching providers would fix it.
I completely understand how this could be a problem and how switching providers would fix it.