Just think: A life without the damage wrought by modern antibiotics, dentistry, surgery, and preventative medicine! Where if you get sick with something that a week's worth of pills would clear right up, you're gonna die in pain! Paradise!
Yep, nothing quite like the Noble Savage, who has the dignity to die of something you've only heard about in old novels.
Yep, nothing quite like the Noble Savage, who has the dignity to die of something you've only heard about in old novels.