Blockchain.info gets you a free wallet. Signed client-side so they can't mess with it. You don't need to run the "client" (which is really a "node") at all. The fact that this is not communicated well is a communication problem more than a technical one.
localbitcoins.com if you want to buy some from anyone in the neighborhood.
localbitcoins.com if you want to buy some from anyone in the neighborhood.