I am voiceless: why would the f*ck would someone loose such that much time on a trivial, yet annoying task?
That is the first lesson you have in assembly language: program in assembly language, then in C because it spares you the time (and the mistakes involved in the process) to do such a thing.
Thousands of men year efforts and wisdom ruined in a post, showing how people have too much time on their hands, and so few imaginations (well he could have written something interesting on how to display p0rn pictures in ASCII art at least).
That is the first lesson you have in assembly language: program in assembly language, then in C because it spares you the time (and the mistakes involved in the process) to do such a thing.
Thousands of men year efforts and wisdom ruined in a post, showing how people have too much time on their hands, and so few imaginations (well he could have written something interesting on how to display p0rn pictures in ASCII art at least).