> Tech enthusiast:"My entire house is smart! Everything is connected to the cloud, automated, and I can control every appliance from my phone!"
> Tech worker / Software engineer:"The only piece of technology in my house is a printer from 2004, and I keep a loaded gun next to it in case it makes a noise I don't recognize."
> Tech worker / Software engineer:"The only piece of technology in my house is a printer from 2004, and I keep a loaded gun next to it in case it makes a noise I don't recognize."
You forgot an additional well-known punchline (source: https://old.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/comments/1e8do2...):
> I wouldn't keep the gun next to the printer; it may be able to use it against you