Comment by tantalor

What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

> No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

But aren't the snakes even worse?

> Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

But then we're stuck with gorillas!

> No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.